I'm not ashamed to admit it....

I read "People" Magazine.



That's right! I even have a SUBSCRIPTION!

I like to think of "People" as the classiest of the tabloids. Which may be like saying "the most refined of the chimpanzees." It's a small distinction, but it's there.

Does this make me a shallow, celebrity-obsessed American?

Maybe. But at least I'm an HONEST one.